Posted 19 hours ago

gala-storm-blade:

heyfunniest:

heyfunniest:

the creator of gif revealed that GIF is pronounced as “JIF”. 

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I don’t care, it sounds stupid.

There’s this crazy shit called language evolution.

Posted 21 hours ago
asscreed-confessions:

I know that he didn’t just let go of her, but I feel as if because he had such a love for her, he would never been able to love another the same way. I feel like his love for Sofia is fake. Ezio would never go for that type of girl. 

What, a girl who’s intelligent and passionate about what she loves, is easygoing, openly expresses her feelings, and is actually pretty useful in a tight situation?
Naw he’d hate that.

asscreed-confessions:

I know that he didn’t just let go of her, but I feel as if because he had such a love for her, he would never been able to love another the same way. 

I feel like his love for Sofia is fake. Ezio would never go for that type of girl. 

What, a girl who’s intelligent and passionate about what she loves, is easygoing, openly expresses her feelings, and is actually pretty useful in a tight situation?

Naw he’d hate that.

Posted 21 hours ago

Hiding in Plain Sight: Cyclical Love in Assassin's Creed

Posted 22 hours ago
The millennials are the people who’ve inherited the hangover from the baby boomers’ party: a warming planet, a dysfunctional global financial system that rewards the rich and screws the poor, a polarized political class that’s moved so far to the right that a centrist like Barack Obama can be described with a straight face as “a socialist.” Millennials may be “narcissistic, materialistic and addicted to technology,” as Stein alleges early in his article; they’re also drowning in college debt, slaves to an internship “system” that demands ever-increasing work for no pay, and entrants into a job market that’s replaced employment rights with the “flexibility” of never being able to afford health insurance.

Why Time’s Millennials Cover Story Says More About Joel Stein Than It Does About Millennials

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Posted 6 days ago

Award-winning director Quentin Tarantino everyone.

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Posted 6 days ago

minestuck:

alternate title: young children gawk at flaming homosexuals

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Posted 6 days ago

adanska:

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I hate when I can’t decide whether it’s worth it to do something really awful in a story because it would be great storytelling, or if I should retain some semblance of my humanity.

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You’re welcome.

Posted 1 week ago

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck awaythe boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

  • punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
  • purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
  • literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
  • Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
  • Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
  • Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

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Posted 1 week ago

So long as there shall exist, by reason of law and custom, a social condemnation, which, in the face of civilisation, artificially creates hells on earth, and complicates a destiny that is divine, with human fatality; so long as the three problems of the age—the degradation of man by poverty, the ruin of woman by starvation, and the dwarfing of childhood by physical and spiritual night—are not solved; so long as, in certain regions, social asphyxia shall be possible; in other words, and from a yet more extended point of view, so long as ignorance and misery remain on earth, books like this cannot be useless.

-Victor Hugo, Hauteville House, 1862

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Posted 1 week ago

tommygunner101:

Little detail I noticed the other day in Dishonored.

In the main story, when the Outsider speaks to Corvo he’s surrounded in a dark misty fog. But he’s partially surrounded. In the Knife of Dunwall though, he’s practically enveloped by it. The Outsider has pulled Daud into a void that surrounds the two of them. 

I reckon this is because Daud is in deeper with the Outsider’s power. Corvo has only recently obtained the Outisder’s mark, but Daud has been delving into his power for years. 

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

yellowblowngreener:

thepizessamcedian:

thebelovedpariah:

proudgayconservative:

When Marilyn Manson understands the culture and media problem better than most media outlets…you have problems.

Stop giving shooters their 15 minutes of fame.

I love this. Every time I see it, I love it more. People are always so strangely surprised to find that Marilyn Manson is well-spoken and highly educated.

This is so true.

Is it surprising because of the way he chooses to present himself? Or in how he uses his medium? Regardless, he has some pretty good interviews.

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Posted 1 week ago

You fucking trolls.

Posted 1 week ago

That is all.

Posted 1 week ago

Lutece Portal by ChiaCheese

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