the awesome ladies of Assassin’s Creed II
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
I thought I was gonna lose my shit, then I actually clicked the link and I was happy.
imagine a moment of silence for the Master Chief, an instant in time when he’s not fighting or training or going over battle reports. maybe he’s watching the news on a tv in one of the rec rooms on the Cairo station. It’s late because he doesn’t sleep much, never has, so no one else is in the room. A skeleton crew this time of night. But Cortana’s there, sitting cross-legged on her holopad dais. He picked a seat close to it and she’s watching tv with him. Not literally, of course; after all, she’s an omnipresent entity, looking everywhere at once through any number of cameras and sensors onboard. But it doesn’t really matter, she’s learned. The Chief seems calmer when he can see her sitting there. So she dedicates a few cameras and sensors to “watching” tv with the Master Chief, with her legs crossed and her elbows on her knees and her tiny, holographic eyes looking intently at the tv screen. Both of them quiet, braced against the silence of space beyond the walls.